Fiona's 2 seconds of fame start at the :03 mark...


  

  

Just 'cause it's cracked,
doesn't mean that it's broke
Just 'cause it's a butt
doesn't mean it's a joke

With a heart like an apple
butt hard like a stone
stuck in the mud
'cause it stuck to the bone

... and this is how it starts
and this is what it seems
and this is who we are
and this is what will be

The future is all planned
and now comes to pass
artificial men
artificial...

End of the line
look at the time
time ticking
and you tell me
that you think it's clean

Where there's a way
there's is a lie
everybody
we trusted
not to be
so mean

What we discussed
was so disgusting
filling it up
and busting
at the seams

Putting the peas
out with the pies
everybody combusting
but the buttmachine

Cracked like a bell
but don't mean that it rings
and just 'cause it's shiny
don't mean that it's clean

The movement is over
the flush has begun
and just 'cause it's ugly
don't mean it's no fun

... and just because we can
it don't mean
that we should
and just 'cause it's modern
don't mean
it smells good

Function over form
fiction over pain
and just because
it's chrome
don't mean
it won't stain

Single the word
double the talk talk
triple the babble
to tell me
what they say

Jingle the bell
held up in the heck well
only the funny one
kind'a knows
the way

Putting the peas
out with the pies
everbody's combusting
butt the butt
it seems

End of the days
and so abrupt
everybody's corrupted
but the buttmachine

buttmachine... buttmachine (X4)

Buttmachine
.. just like I told ya
sold your soul
... they said it for ya
hold your own
... don't let them scold ya
hold your nose
... they'll blow it for ya

Half of the work
all of the class
can you show us
the reason
that it works
so well

Give it a jerk
spilling the gas
and I betcha
it's silent
but it just might smell

Half of the will
some of the time
all of the reasons
we left it
in the kitchen sink

Shining it up
another butt
more than half
of the battle
is that it
just might stink

Quick and the fast
gelatinous mass
so soft was the goo
and so we
poked right through it.

Tree in the woods
making a sound
no one around
and so we
just say screw it

End of the line
look at the time
time ticking
and you tell me
that you think
it's clean

Follow your nose
and get the joke
now that nobody's laughing
but the buttmachine

  

  

Click to enlarge (also on Flickr). See also, The Greatest Generation, Kuzmak Home Movies (Part1), Kuzmak Home Movies (Part2), Pop, and Pop (Reprise).


  

Blockquote via Susan Moock (the older sister of a Jimmy Moock—culdsac friend I once through gravel at while waiting at the bus stop. Other fond memories include crashing through his mom's garage ceiling/attic floor Lee Majors style & channeling the force to hack through her hydrangea bushes). Link via TMZ...

I was her neighbor in Yardley Hunt, Yardley Pa. We used to play together as kids and so remember the whole auditioning process. Her mom would give us updates before she got the role, what a blast from the past! I often wondered what became of her! Glad to see she is still in the business!
Posted at 5:54PM on January 28th 2009 by Susan Moock Cooney

  

  

from Theresa Quinn <xxx@gmail.com>
to gmaildrew <xxx@gmail.com>
date Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 12:01 PM
subject cards
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i think i might run over to swamp today and get garland - and then tonight we can dress fiona in her santa dress and do photo shoot. i gotta get cards ordered!! start thinkin of ideas for card - only doing one this year versus the 2 different styles i did last year. you're creative - start the juices flowing! i'd prefer if she is standing since the dress is really cute while standing!

from Andrew Quinn <xxx@gmail.com>
to Theresa Quinn <xxx@gmail.com>
date Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 12:12 PM
subject Re: cards
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ok...garland only, please...maybe she could hold up a sign?

from Theresa Quinn <xxx@gmail.com>
to Andrew Quinn <xxx@gmail.com>
date Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 12:15 PM
subject Re: cards
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ok. a sign that says what? "will dance for chocolate!" maybe we can give her chocolate beforehand and get her face all chocolatey! she'll be hyper - and then we can just get a photo of her and put on the card - "will dance for chocolate!"

i dunno - keep thinking. i was thinking the big white fluffy comforter (to look like snow) and then some garland on top of that and then her doing something cute - ??

keep thinking!!

  

I hated reading to my 3 year old before I ran into El Skippito. Just keeding, dudes. Written/Illustrated by Judy Schachner...



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