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Blockquote via Susan Moock (the older sister of a Jimmy Moock—culdsac friend I once through gravel at while waiting at the bus stop. Other fond memories include crashing through his mom's garage ceiling/attic floor Lee Majors style & channeling the force to hack through her hydrangea bushes). Link via TMZ...
I was her neighbor in Yardley Hunt, Yardley Pa. We used to play together as kids and so remember the whole auditioning process. Her mom would give us updates before she got the role, what a blast from the past! I often wondered what became of her! Glad to see she is still in the business!
Posted at 5:54PM on January 28th 2009 by Susan Moock Cooney
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No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family see pic above)
You've probably never heard of the E70 because Nokia's marketing team is busy finding every last dick in the universe to suck, so I'm going to do their job for them and tell you about this product. And no, I'm not being paid to do this. I'm just tired of the iPhone fanboys shooting huge sticky wads and high-fiving each other (literally) over their stupid cellphones.
First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some shitty stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of shit. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a shit-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons."